Dear owner,
Due to the last and
most recent events in your life... I demand the following:
1. Make sensible
decisions when you devote me to someone... I strictly refuse to be kicked and
to be thrown away AGAIN.
2. Don’t devote me
to the first idiot you meet, take your time to find the right person.
3. We’ve run out of glue... that means I will not
fix the broken pieces again; please, follow RULE 1 and we won’t have that
problem.
4. Follow your MIND
in every decision made; he is smarter, sensible and ALWAYS RIGHT.
5. Not to make the
same mistake twice; if it was a mistake the first time, TRUST ME, it won’t be
different the second one.
6. Think always
twice; I like to remain in peace and not having dudes around who shake me and
play me.
7. Don’t be moody;
it is TIRING! I’m happy and suddenly sad and ten minutes later I’m angry...
This is not fair!
8. My opinion
counts as well, but if you don’t ask, please follow RULE 4.
9. Ignore these
rules and I’ll kick your ass.
10. I need
holidays!!
Hope you have a
lovely day.
Yours sincerely,
This post is dedicated to my good friend and my flatmate Ramya. Long life to your heart :)
Hi Ali, thanks for this post. You are right and I will remember to follow these rules :)
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